“Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it.”

thagoodthings:

I know it’s only 6:20 but damn

You know what so sexy on a black man

His ass

like LORD

Either its shaped, muscled and just smooth

or big and juicy

I know, I know (juicy is a bit extreme) but it’s the truth

ass be jiggling everywhere

i be looking

All in my mind and shit.

In Publix with my aunt

  • Me: (sprays air freshener) auntie smell this!!
  • Aunt: Did you fart? You crazy little bitch
  • Me: *dies* lmaoooo

sirwhindleton:

str8nochaser:

My thug has been completely murked and my ovaries are staging a coup on my sensibilities. 

Be warned… this kid will make you want to have progeny. 

another lil ass kid doing cute shit smh

What is going on? I can’t deal. Where is this child. I want him. oh my God.

(via sirwhindleton-deactivated201305)

Ok but why the fuck is Minnie getting her EARS fluffed? Bitch those are your FUCKING EARS. Last I checked you were bald. Sit your mouse ass down somewhere.

(via shadesofrose)

I need feminism because

As me and friend were walking to Walgreens this man and woman stopped and asked us for help to a gas station. The story was his wife was pregnant and they needed a little money for gas. We didn’t haven’t it and genuinely felt bad about and the next thing heard was “y’all going to give away that nasty pussy?” From the wife. She said it again then the man turned and looked at us and said “y’all prostitutes right? Both of us are in shock said what again and he repeated himself laughed and pulled off. What made you think that was ok? To college age girls walking to Walgreens in day clothes and that’s what the fuck you say to me. I’m so fucking livid I really don’t know what to do right now. I’m so fucking mad. So fucking mad.

“Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you.”

Dream Hampton  (via fawun)

Word to live by

(via nathansummers)

(via ziggy-zagnuts)

emiham0505:

lizdexia:

Okay, this is the best thing I’ve ever seen and I don’t even really like kids or RDJ.

this. emiham0505:

lizdexia:

Okay, this is the best thing I’ve ever seen and I don’t even really like kids or RDJ.

this.

emiham0505:

lizdexia:

Okay, this is the best thing I’ve ever seen and I don’t even really like kids or RDJ.

this.

ghdos:

soursoul:

nigerianscams:

LMAOOOOOOOO BRUH

peace out

?

so much respect. SO MUCH. ghdos:

soursoul:

nigerianscams:

LMAOOOOOOOO BRUH

peace out

?

so much respect. SO MUCH.

ghdos:

soursoul:

nigerianscams:

LMAOOOOOOOO BRUH

peace out

?

so much respect. SO MUCH.

Hm.

justalexithymia:

 

  1. Aries + Aries = Nuclear warfare
  2. Aries + Taurus = The tortoise and the hare.
  3. Aries + Gemini = Partners in crime.
     
  4. Aries + Cancer = A boiling pot of trouble.
  5. Aries + Leo = They’ll take over the world!
  6. Aries + Virgo = Learning experience.
     
  7. Aries + Libra = Opposites attract.
  8. Aries + Scorpio = Violent and intense.
  9. Aries + Sagittarius = Fun house party.
  10. Aries + Capricorn = Who’s the boss?
  11. Aries + Aquarius = Most popular couple.
  12. Aries + Pisces = Dreams become reality.

(via theboldandthebroken)

whiskeynorocks:

Son! I apologize to anyone that tried to put me on to this show only to be bombarded with insults from me. I even had the nerve to compare this show to the likeness of Burn Notice— which really is a terrible fucking show. Forgive me for I did not know what I was saying. I was wrong and this show…

tried to tell you. Khaleesi all day man. ALL DAMN DAY.