(via thehalfassvegetarian)
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(via zee01andonly)
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
(via sanclras)
(via brokentonoend)
I feel like you reblogged this just for me.
(via ig-zist)
(via sexual-feelings)
(via imakemermaidsnut)
Damn it I shaved my legs for you!!!!! I’m so pissed
Omg I just want to get laid. Ugh!!!!!!!! Is that too much to ask? Clearly.
I’m feeling creative. But I don’t know how to let it out. I kinda want to paint but I don’t have any paint supplies. I really just want to make something right now.
“They’re like, 12”
— The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via ecartum)
(via brklynbreed)
