December 2011
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ebmia11 asked: too old for that, can't recover as easy lol
Dec 31st
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I would love to bring in the New Year making someone moan my name.
Dec 31st
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Paula Patton in Mission Impossible>>>>>>>>
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: 4 of course ;)
Dec 28th
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ListenBruno Mars - It Will Rain
Dec 28th
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kagedabeast asked: 6, 7
Dec 28th
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pattimayonnaisexo: Fond but not in love.: Last TMI Tuesday of 2011. Let’s do this. jayg4tsby: 1. What’s your middle name? 2. What are you listening to right now? 3. What was the last thing you ate? 4. Farthest you’ve gone sexually? 5. Do you drink? 6. Do you smoke? 7. What is the first thing you notice in someone? 8. What is your hair colour? 9. What is your eye colour? 10. Do you wear...
Dec 28th
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This conversation me and Mr. Man are having though. It went from complaining about our day to life changing activities in like 2.3 seconds lol
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Tumblr Will Never Be The Same
averagenerd91: We all know there comes a time when old school meets new school. With social sites new school always win. It doesnt matter about the original post, thoughts, photography, now its all a contest, fight night, or hey look at me show. What interested me about Tumblr was original posts, raw photography, typography, and troll. Now its more idk the same shit! But like i said above new...
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Guys:
pattimayonnaisexo: When do you have the time to figure out you can do random tricks with your penis???
Dec 28th
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slaveinmypage asked: thank you for that thing!!
Dec 28th
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I love books. The ability to be sitting in a crowd...
Dec 28th
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Mr. Man asked me to visit for New Years… I’m really considering it. That would mean no New York.. But it’s not like I’ve never been before… Hell I was born there so I’m not really missing out on anything. And I do like Mr. Man ssssooooo I think I will try to get over in that direction. It would make me rather happy, I will say.
Dec 27th
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that thing I just posted
It worked….like for real for real.  I thought I was going to regret it bc it might be a spam thing but it wasn’t so feel free to click it. call me out on it if it doesn’t work. hit the ask box or find me on twitter @epicallymeems Meme :)
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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The guy I like now has a new nickname.
He shall be called Mr. Man from this point on. I find it fitting considering Mr. Man by Alicia Keys is one of my favorite songs by her and it works for him lyrically. So yeah, I like Mr. Man and Mr. Man likes me. I’m pretty happy about it.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
Unless we are married
you should never expect nudes. it’s not going down. not even on your best day.
Dec 26th
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kagedabeast asked: 67, 84, 97
Dec 26th
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kagedabeast asked: Yeah, originally, my bad. Wow, you really did move a lot. What are your favorite hip hop albums of all time?
Dec 26th
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kagedabeast asked: Where are you from?
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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I party like a rock star. Look like a movie star. Play like an all star. Fuck like a porn star.
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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kagedabeast asked: What's your sign?
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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considering being celibate until my next relationship……
Dec 25th
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I do expect a phone call from pattymayo
explaining how she got ass though…. 
Dec 25th
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pattimayonnaisexo replied to your post: I mentally asked for nudes for Christmas I secretly wanted sex & that’s what’s I got!! Lmao
Dec 25th
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kagedabeast asked: I do my best to win but deep down I want my s/o to win, it's something about her being able to beat me lol
Dec 25th
I mentally asked for nudes for Christmas
and that’s what I got.  10 points for me.
Dec 25th
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kagedabeast asked: Yeah yeah lol, if you say so...
Dec 25th
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kagedabeast asked: Wrestling was always fun, but I'd lose smh... Do you win?
Dec 25th
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kagedabeast asked: Ah I see, so like wrestling like your significant other?
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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kagedabeast asked: Secretly I think I want you to dominate me
Dec 25th
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i think my mom is up cooking bacon
*crawls out of bed to investigate*
Dec 25th
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Anonymous asked: secretly i think you forgot about me. i think you have a crazy underlying sex appeal. oh.. and your hair... yes.
Dec 25th
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
baconandbullets: yopsheslegendaryy: DO IT ! well… might as well. if you reblog it ill do the same
Dec 25th
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